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2. People

This section catalogs non-main characters. The trilogy’s main cast (Gerald, Mildred, Paldrin, Clive, the Goat) are off-site or appear here only as stubs that point at the trilogy. The roster on this site is everyone else.

Each entry follows the same shape: filing-number header, role, voice, one anecdote. No plot beats past Chapter 4 (the published cutoff).

PROCESSING. Sub-pages will land as canonical sources are reviewed for plot safety. The Bureau is processing.

  • Sir Pompous Quagmire III
  • Intern Bramble
  • GLADYS-Prime and GLADYS-Alpha
  • Nibblegrace
  • The Disillusioned Second Cabinet (institutional character)
  • Veranda
  • Chosen Steve
  • Ted the Raccoon
  • The Tart of So-Called Walnut (DELICIOUS404)
  • Clease the Snake
  • Sir Mr Matthew Mercer (the prologue voice)
  • The Narration
  • Barry of Emotional Logistics
  • Petra Gust (Senior Correspondent, CMC)
  • Bureau Oracle (Bernice)
  • theCompiler_1st (canonical, public; the package’s author of record)
  • Roster gaps (§8.20) labeled as such; contributors can pitch into these

Margin note (Bureau): Each entry is plot-safe through Chapter 4. The trilogy explains everything else without this site needing to.